This will make 4 crescents which feeds 4 people with mouse appetites or like 2 full grown adults.
INGREDIENTS:
- Chicken (1 big ole chicken titty but technically 2 cups of diced chicken)
- Butter (2 Tablespoons)
- Cream Cheese (3 Tablespoons but let’s be real I use closer to 5 because fuck my arteries)
- 1 Roll of (pillsbury, if you’re bougie) crescents
- White onion (1/3 of a cup, diced)
If you’re feelin’ extra
- Bread crumbs (I like to use the Italian style Panko crumbs)
- 2 more Tablespoons of butter (melted)
- Garlic salt
DIRECTIONS:
- Preheat your oven to 350
- Boil your chicken titty, if it is hella thick then I recommend halving it so that it will boil faster. This only takes a couple minutes, just boil that bish until you wont get a disease from eating it (but like realistically after you boil it you’re going to cook it more so like just make sure it’s not squawking as you dice it)
- While your chicken is boiling, dice your onion
- Mix the onion with your butter (the non melted butter) and cream cheese
- Dice your boiled chicken & mix that in too
- Put a baking sheet out, put some aluminum foil on it, spray it lightly with cooking spray
- Lay out your (4) crescents. They’re all connected when you open the roll, keep two of the tiny triangle crescent bois connected so they lay out in a square, see pic above for reference
- Fill the crescents with the innards-Pull up the corners that are diagonal from each other and pinch them closed, do the same for the other two corners
- Brush the melted butter over top of the closed crescents
- Sprinkle with bread crumbs and garlic salt
- Bake for 25 minutes but usually I will put them in for 18 and check them, basically just take them out when they are starting to turn golden brown
- Serve it to your hinge date who will inevitably ghost you and get back with his ex even though your cooking, and probably sex game, is infinitely better
I like to serve these with green beans almondine and a colorful pasta dish (like campanelle pasta with sundried tomatoes, scallions and fresh moz pearls)