I received many suggestions when I asked what new mattress I should buy and I am going to be honest all the options are giving me anxiety. The mattress search has me hitting up every ex with a more comfortable bed asking for brands and sizes like “Hey I know I told you to fuck off and never speak to me again, but just really quickly could you let me know what kind of mattress you have? My current mattress is too small to fit me and my massive boyfriend who is madly in love with me and our sex is too wild to be limited to the current full sized mattress I have now, you know the one…so yeah what brand is yours again?”
In order to save you all that trouble in your mattress search I have compiled a list of suggestions with pricing for Queens and Kings. This is it, we are manifesting a sex life that requires a large mattress that is so comfortable that the beautiful people we allow into it will never want to leave, thus killing two birds with one stone, a new mattress and potential spouse.
Suggestions from my trusted followers:
Some other less specific suggestions were: Sleep Number, Tempurpedic and a Mattress in a Box from Amazon.
Sleep well my minions!
XOXO-MaiaElizabeth